The Hobbit: Three Giant Hungry Trolls Are We

(Scene:  Sent by the dwarves to investigate a distant campfire, Bilbo encounters three rather large, rather frightening, and–to be honest–rather dim-witted creatures….)

Three giant, hungry trolls are we
Cunning as hungry trolls can be,
Filled to the brim with wicked glee,
Three giant hungry trolls….

Tom: Everything is a source of food.
Bill: Most creatures say we’re very rude.
Burt: That’s not a thing on which we brood.
All: Three giant hungry trolls….

Three hungry trolls who take unwary
Creatures for inputs culinary–
Somehow it’s never voluntary.
Three giant hungry trolls, three giant hungry trolls.

Tom:  We always think of food–yum, yum!
Bill: In search of better grub we’ve come.
Burt: But, truth be told, we’re awfully dumb!
Three giant hungry trolls….

Tom: When hungry trolls come out to play,
Bill: It cannot be by light of day,
Burt:  Or evermore right there they’ll stay,
Three giant hungry trolls…

Trio and (very quietly) Bilbo: Three giant hungry trolls….

Three hungry trolls who take unwary
Creatures for inputs culinary–
Somehow it’s never voluntary.
Three giant hungry trolls, three giant hungry trolls.

Copyright 2014
For information on what this song sounds like in its normal context, try this link….

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